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Mickey Avalon Romeo And Juliet Lyrics

It's Mickey Avalon here
Leading lambs to water
A little diddy about slipping out the back
When you're lover just wont let you be
Ha Ha Ha
You know bout that
Yo, my woman weeps when I walk out the door
And hop in my caddie twoards the liqour store
Cause she knows I wont I wont be home for days
With hookers and hotel rooms and cocaine
Avalon's gone and he might not make it back
(That cat's crazy, I hear he smokes crack)

Lifes been a haze since I flunked fourth grade
Cause I coudln't keep my nose away from spray paint
So now these days I've been getting headaches
When my (?) overcooks my steak
I take it personal when her moans are fake
Ready to murder fools when she comes home late
The dial tone leaves a lump in my throat
When she screams like a pshyco and hangs up the phone
We used to be a happy pair when we first met
But now her other lover's sendin' me death threats

Well, Romeo had Juliet (Yeah)
But give me three sweeties and a new Corvet (Woo)
When it's time to strut and cut off strings (Yeah, what?)
I make the scene (Make the scene)
Jackie'o had Johnnyet (Yeah)
But I just wanna smoke your last cigarette (Damn)
It's all or nothing no in between (No in between)
I make the scene (Make the scene)

Runnin' outta gas on the fast lane
Hot shot cars and helicopter parts
And painted ponies going up and down in my brain
This little girlie Mary Jane is drivin' me crazy
A gypsie queen once told me
'Mickey, if you don't get it together you wont see twenty
But plenty hunnies give me money for the cunninglingus
I sting clits, lay on your tummy
It's Mickey Av with sticky hands
Lyrical my oh man with stylish fans
I sky scrape the heavens in (?)
Psycho killer kids say 'bam ba bam bam'
I rock and roll like Nat King Cole
More soul then Spock of Flock Of Seagulls
Now when you see me walking down the street
You don't know how a motherfucker could be so dope

Well, Romeo had Juliet (Yeah)
But give me three sweeties and a new Corvet (Woo)
When it's time to strut and cut off strings (Yeah, what?)
I make the scene (Make the scene)
Jackie'o had Johnnyet (Yeah)
But I just wanna smoke your last cigarette (Damn)
It's all or nothing no in between (No in between)
I make the scene (Make the scene)

Struttin' down Highland with the Friday night blues
Past skinny speed freaks and hussy D-Q's
Manly lookin' trannies wearin high heel boots
Talkin' to house broke husbands in three piece suits
It's freezing cold and my jeans got holes
I ain't seen my baby since I sold my soul
In the Viennna streets got my feet all swoll
I can't walk so I crawl down the floor for more
Now hold that thought and lock the door
I got six in the clip and a box in the drawer
For a spoon I'll sing you a tune
And dance like a banshee underneath the moon
I pick up clues like Nancy Drew
And if you ain't hear yet Av flew the coop
Off to a place where the brawds got grace
And punks don't lie straight to your face

Well, Romeo had Juliet (Yeah)
But give me three sweeties and a new Corvet (Woo)
When it's time to strut and cut off strings (Yeah, what?)
I make the scene (Make the scene)
Jackie'o had Johnnyet (Yeah)
But I just wanna smoke your last cigarette (Damn)
It's all or nothing no in between (No in between)
I make the scene (Make the scene)