Mickey Avalon My Dick Lyrics

My dick, cost a late night fee
Your dick, got the HIV
My dick, plays on the double feature screen
Your dick, went straight to DVD

My dick, bigger than a bridge
Your dick, look like a little kids
My dick, large like the Chargers
The whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen

My dick, locked in a cage, right
Your dick, suffer from stage fright
My dick, so hot it's stolen
Your dick, look like Gary Coleman

My dick, pink and big
Your dick, stinks like shit
My dick, got a Caesar doo
Your dick, needs a tweezer, dude

My dick, is like super sized
Your dick, look like two fries
My dick, more mass than the Earth
Your dick, half staff, it needs work

My dick, been there done that
Your dick, sits there with dunce cap
My dick, V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

My dick, need no introduction
Your dick, don't even function
My dick, served a whole luncheon
Your dick, it look like a munchkin

My dick, size of a pumpkin
Your dick, look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick, good good lovin'
Your dick, good for nothin'

My dick, bench pressed three-fifty
Your dick couldn’t shoplift at Thrifty
My dick, pretty damn skippy
Your dick, hungry as a hippie

My dick, don't fit down the chimney
Your dick, is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick, is like a M16
Your dick, broken vending machine

My dick, parts the seas
Your dick, farts and queefs
My dick, rumble in the jungle
Your dick, got touched by your uncle

My dick, goes to yoga
Your dick, fruit roll-up
My dick, grade A beef
Your dick, mayday geek

My dick, sick and dangerous
Your dick, quick and painless
My dick, nuff said.
Your dick, loves Fred

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus