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Mickey Avalon Dipped In Vaseline Lyrics
I stroll down the Ave like big Johnny ?
As I pull tricks for a fix and
Tonight I got flows for hos with low self esteem, and
One for those who swallow protein
The kid from the 60s stars in skin flicks and
Pays the rent inch after inch
But now I get fly with lyrics
While you guys be on some queer shit
Check out the way I take a mark for
All that he's got and a whole lot more
Cuz when your drawers hit your ankles
I untape the shank out my sock and take the bank roll
Oh shit, you just got lit by an illegitimate kid out the orphanage runnin shit
I'm comin' with styles you can't handle
Smoother than the velvet Elvis hanging above my mantle
So light a candle and praise your Lord
Mickey Avalon, some shit you can't afford
All up on the scene
Dipped in Vaseline
In a mask and jeans
Girl I'll smash your dreams
All up on the scene
Dipped in Vaseline
In a mask and jeans, girl...
I'm'a constraint hotty getting saucy at the swap meet
If you want to party
Get my number and call me
From dawn to dusk I bust nuts and shoot Charlie
When you got some money then come and get your jollies
A Quarantine in this California dream
All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline
My foster parents told me that I could be
Anything I wanted to so I became me
Mickey Avalon the kid who runs free
Serving sucka mcs and getting paid for my delivery
I freak beats that stain your silk sheets
Filthy on the mike like lenny bruce used to be
The head brooster in the pantry
Howlin' like a banshee and
Even when I'm wearin' panties I stay manly
All up on the scene
Dipped in Vaseline
In a mask and jeans
Girl I'll smash your dreams
All up on the scene
Dipped in Vaseline
In a mask and jeans, girl...
In the Hollywood hills
Swallowing pills,
Tipsy off scotch whiskey
Sniffin' blow through hundred doller bills
I toast my*mostas from coast to coast
In penthouse suits
With out any clothes
I used to stroll the ave with holes in my shoes
But now I fly first class and
Bask in sun tanning booths
Hustling gay dude for Quaaludes
Out by the pool
In a baby blue bathing suit
Waiting for Jesus to bring the juice
I was payin dues while you was playin in school
I took the whole scene over with the flow from my lips
Here's an autographed picture for your lil sis
My days of turning tricks are behind me
Unless you got the time to wine and dine me
All up on the scene
Dipped in Vaseline
In a mask and jeans
Girl I'll smash your dreams
All up on the scene
Dipped in Vaseline
In a mask and jeans, girl...
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